Saturday, May 19, 2018

PTIJ No Torah in the Bathroom




I know that I'm not supposed to think about Torah in the bathroom so I tried to think about not thinking about Torah in the bathroom. But I realized that if I think about the halacha of not thinking about Torah, then I'm thinking about halacha which is Torah, while in the bathroom. So I tried not thinking about that because of the halacha but that's still thinking about Torah by remembering that there's a halacha not to think about it.


I have decided that I can not go to the bathroom until I get some practical advice about how not to think about Torah without thinking about the fact that I'm not thinking about Torah.







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